Everyone in the world should be allotted 5 days of nonexistence a year. Whenever you just can’t get out of bed or don’t want to deal with anyone you press your handy “Do not exist” button and it alerts everyone around you. This will automatically excuse you from all events happening that day. Whether it be school, work, a deadline, holidays, social gatherings, family outings, etc. It also forbids anyone from talking to you unless you request otherwise.
(via ohcardigan)
